<<--LolPron because I always seemed to screw up the pronunciation of porn. One of those words that you can feel the screw up coming out of your mouth but can't stop and say it wrong anyway.
SO. ANYWAY. My pron name is Leanne Adelaide. I'm sure everyone has heard of the porn name formula--your middle name followed by the street you grew up on the longest. Well, the street I lived on the longest was Avenue 428, which makes no sense, so I had to use the street before that. That street was Adelaide. My husband's would be Emery Russell Evergreen. Haw. Sounds more like a soap opera name.....come to think of it, mine does too.
There's also the formula in which you use the name of your first pet instead of middle name, and that one is more entertaining by far. Mine would be Peaches Adelaide (Peaches is the first pet I ever remember having). Or it could be Sugar Adelaide, she was my first kitteh. Heh!
What's YOUR pron name?? Post below xD
Hah, I lived on "Old Town Road" and my first dog's name was "Rascal". I wouldn't even get 1 scene with Leanne Adelaide. I'd have to stand by and hope I could be a stunt dick in case the star actor had trouble.
ReplyDeleteI looove my porn name. Ever since I figured it out in middle school. Christine Corbett. It sounds better than it looks...
ReplyDeleteOr lets see .. my current pets names are peppie and woody..
Street= Nicole Wattles
ReplyDeletePet= Snowball Wattles
Childhood pet that lasted the longest= Star Wattles
I dunno, Wattles just remindes me of either ducks or a fat person waddling. Either way not a very good visual. Now Star Nicole would be a good Porn name. Longest pet and middle name. :D