I heard someone use the term "monster dong" and I cracked up. Like no one will ever say anything as funny as that, EVER.
I'm pregnant, shut up. Things are weird when you're pregnant.
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About Me.
I'm a 24 y/o forever college student. Yay school! I'm married to a pretty happenin' fellow, his name is Will. He's all broken from being in the military for 8 years, but fortunately the Army says he's 70% disabled, so they'll give him some monies. Maybe. If it were possible, I'd never wear conventional shoes, only flip-flops. I enjoy nature and animals, and if I see a bull kick the shit out of you at a rodeo or bull fight, I'm going to laugh really hard. Just sayin'. This applies to every other animal too. I love hiking, Honeycrisp apples, Battlestar Galactica (even though it is now over--again--and Starbuck was not really alive but kind of dead but not dead for the better part of the show and it made me sad), Naruto, rain smell, and a bunch of other random crap I'll mention at some point. I write pretty much how I talk. So brainy, huh? *Snort* I cuss a lot, so if that offends you, best to turn heel right now. I'll probably contradict myself quite often. And I'm not going to use exclamation points after every sentence! Nothing is that exciting! It's like, "Hello! I took a poop today! Hooray for me! !!!!!!". If you're still reading this, I extend to you my humble thanks.
I like things.
- Gelsey Kirkland
- www.Meankitty.com
- www.Modcloth.com
- Effects of religions on groups and individuals
- Kitties
- Salt scrubs
- Chocolate dipped apricots
- Mother Earth
- Naruto
- Sweet tea
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